dont hit men!!!!
dont him women!!!
dont hit people!!!!
unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword
The worst thing in the world can happen, but the next day the sun will come up. And you will eat your toast. And you will drink your tea.
— Rhian Ellis, After Life (via observando)
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out